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Jessica. 21. New York. Capricorn.
january:post halloween candy hangover
feburuary:couples halloween
march:almost halloween
april:almost halloween
may:almost halloween
june:almost halloween
july:almost halloween
august:almost halloween
september:basically halloween
october:HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november:still halloween
december:halloween for jesus

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via lnfesting)

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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(via nickjamesbxtch)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via feat)

fictivetruism:

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

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(via beyoncevevo)

girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

(via glitterplaidandeverythingrad)